Capes, dyes, mounts, name plates, idle emotes. Nothing in this store changes your stats, drops, or quest access — ever. If it touches damage, defense, or XP, it isn't here.
NEW
VANTABLOOM DYE
An impossibly dark plum that drinks all light. Single-use, applies to one armor piece.
$2.99
COURIER'S CLOAK
Long, weathered cape with a tattered hem. Inspired by Nick Sorter's daily run.
$6.99
RARE
PIXEL DRAGONLING MOUNT
Tiny, ride-able dragon. Same speed as a horse, infinitely worse manners.
$14.99
FOUNDER NAME PLATE
Persistent gold plate over your character's head. Reserved for accounts created in beta.
$4.99
IDLE: READING THE NEWS
Sit cross-legged with a paper. Updates daily with a real headline pulled from the X feed.
$3.99
BUNDLE
SUPPORTER BUNDLE
Cape, two dyes, a name plate, and one mount. Saves 30% vs buying separately.
$29$19.99
SEASONAL: COMET TRAIL
Footstep particles that streak yellow when you sprint. Available this season only.
$5.99
CUSTOM HOUSING SIGN
Place a 12-character pixel sign over your front door. Profanity filtered.
$2.49
OUR PROMISE
Cosmetic only. No power, no stat boosts, no faster XP, no exclusive quests, no pay-to-win. If we ever break this rule, every player gets a refund and our public apology, in that order. Drops, recipes, and AI-generated quests come from the world — not our store.